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I’m bored
hahhahah…amatlah tak sangka duduk di rumah nih amatlah membuhsankan biler memikirkan orang lain pulun pergi kerja bagai….cepat lah datang bulan 1 dan pergilah bulan 12
Add comment December 24, 2007
Happy tulip is…
Happiness is:
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.
10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake … (or vanilla … or strawberry!)
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20-pound note in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Eye contact with a hot member of the opposite sex.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20.
Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful/good looking.
23. Laughing at an inside joke.
24. Friends.
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.
30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies (and eating them…!).
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never
change.
40. Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a much-desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you’ve done the right thing, no matter what other people think.
Add comment December 7, 2007
Smart answer
BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…
GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple
GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??
BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??
BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??
SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.
MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.
1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.
2) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.
3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupi l : “A teacher”.
4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”
5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.
6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.
7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.
Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.
9) Tea cher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.
10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor
: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve
treated. The others all died”.
11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”
12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”
Add comment December 7, 2007
Jangan Sombong
Seorang Executive muda yang berjaya sedang memandu
disebuah perkampungan di pinggir Bandar. Ia memandu
agak laju dengan sebuah kereta WAJA yang berprestasi
tinggi yang baru sahaja dibelinya. Sambil ia memandu
perlahan-lahan ia sedang memerhatikan seorang anak
kecil dicelah-celah kereta yang diletakkan ditepi
jalan , ia memperlahankan keretanya untuk melihat
sesuatu yang difikirkannya.
Seelok-elok sahaja kereta Waja tersebut melintasi
kawasan tersebut ; anak kecil tidak kelihatan tetapi
seketul batu dilontarkan tepat mengena pintu disebelah
kanan kereta Waja tersebut.
Apalagi Executive muda tersebut menekan brek sekuat
hatinya dan berundur ke tempat dimana Anak kecil tadi
berdiri. Dengan marahnya dia keluar dari kereta terus
meluru ke arah Anak kecil , menarik tangan anak kecil
dan menghempasnya ke kereta yang terletak ditepi jalan
dan terus memarahi Anak kecil tadi :
” Apa ni ? Siapa awak ? dan apa ke jadahnya awak
berada disini ? Itu kereta baru , mahal dan susah nak
baiki ? Awak tau tak ? Kenapa awak buat ini semua ?
jerit Executive tersebut.
Anak kecil itu tunduk sedih , sayu dan memohon maaf ;
” Saya meminta maaf Pakcik, Saya tak tahu apa patut
saya buat , ia merayu . Saya melontar batu kerana tak
ada orang yang berhenti disini apabila saya panggil”.
Dengan linangan air mata ia menunjukkan ke satu sudut
yang tidak jauh dari situ. “Itu abang saya , ia jatuh
dari kerusi roda dari tebing disebelah dan tak ada
orang yang dapat mengangkatnya kembali. Boleh tak
Pakcik menolong saya , ia cedera dan ia terlalu berat
untuk saya.
Dengan rasa terharu,Executive muda tersebut melepaskan
anak kecil tersebut dan terus mengangkat abangnya dan
meletakkannya kembali ke kerusi roda.
Terima kasih , pakcik, Saya doakan pakcik selamat
dunia dan akhirat.
Tak dapat digambarkan dengan perkataan , Executive
muda hanya melihat dengan sayu, Anak kecil tersebut
menyorong abangnya yang cacat dan cedera pulang menuju
ke rumahnya. Anak sekecil itu boleh mendoakannya akan
kesejahteraan hidupnya.
Executive muda tersebut berjalan perlahan ke arah
kereta , WAJA kemek teruk tetapi ia membiarkan saja
tanpa dibaiki. Ia mengigatkannya bahawa kita tidak
perlu berkejar-kejar dalam kehidupan ini sehinggakan
seseorang melontar batu hanya kerana hendakkan
perhatian .
Pengajaran
Allah tidak menjanjikan hidup ini tidak pernah susah,
bersuka-ria tanpa kesedihan, Panas tanpa hujan tetapi
ia memberi kita kekuatan, menenangkan kita semasa
kesedihan dan menunjukkan jalan yang sebenar-benarnya.
Janganlah kita sombong dengan kelebihan yang sementara.
Add comment December 7, 2007
For Exhaustion, Tension, Permanent headache, Psychological, Nerves illnesses & Afraid of Tumors
nervousness and if you are afraid of tumors, so all you have to do is
Sujood (Prostration) . Sujood (Prostration) frees you from your psychological
This is the latest result of a scientific study by Dr. Mohamed Diaa
Communication between cells: It is a kind of a reaction between the
cells. It helps the human being to feel the outer space and react with
it. Any increase in the electromagnetic waves to which the body is
exposed, causes disruption in the cells and consequently the human being
is infected by what is called the diseases of the era; such as
headaches, muscles pain, neck pain, exhaustion in addition to forgetting
things and non concentration.
This matter gets worse if the waves are too much and being blocked in
the body. In that case, it causes cancer tumours and distortion of
fetuses. We have to get rid of these waves out of the body without
taking medicines and tranquilizers and their bad side effects.
this is to be done! by Sujood (Prostration) to ALLAH Almighty, as we are ordered.
This process is done by connecting the forehead to the floor.
In Sujood (Prostration) , the negative waves move from the body to the floor, which is a
negative pole. Consequently, the emptying process happens specially if you done
the Sujood (Prostration) by your seven members (forehead + nose, hands, knees and feet).
Peculiar information: The studies showed that, in order to empty the
waves, you have to face Mecca in your Sujood (Prostration) . That is what we are all
doing in our prayer (Qibla). That is because Mecca is the centre of the
Earth. The studies revealed that Mecca is the best direction to free
these waves because of facing the centre of the Earth which is effective
in freeing the human being from his
grieves to feel peacefulness afterwards.
Add comment December 3, 2007
Cuti Sekolah Bermula
Start 17 November, cuti sekolah bermula. So, for my first posting in this blog would my to do list for school break. Niat di hati moga-moga la to do list ni dapat di lakukan dengan sebaiknya sebab ini sahajalah masa yang ada untuk beramah mesra dengan lebih giatnya dengan adik-adik. Lagi- lagi dengan Farid. Who knows dier dapat masuk asrama. Dah kuranglah masa nk bertengkar, bersmack down and etc…
- Joging di hujung minggu
- Main Bowling
- Membiakkan community blog family…huhuhuh…
Buat masa ni letak 3 dulu..akan diupdatekan lagi kemudian. Petang tadi macam banyak jer listnyer. Takperla…this would be a warm up mind for me in blogging….:D
Add comment November 19, 2007