I’m bored

hahhahah…amatlah tak sangka duduk di rumah nih amatlah membuhsankan biler memikirkan orang lain pulun pergi kerja bagai….cepat lah datang bulan 1 dan pergilah bulan 12

Happy tulip is…

Happiness is:
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket.
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.
7. Taking a drive on a pretty road.
8. Hearing your favourite song on the radio.
9. Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

10. Hot towels fresh out of the dryer.
11. Chocolate milkshake … (or vanilla … or strawberry!)
12. A bubble bath.
13. Giggling.
14. A good conversation.
15. The beach
16. Finding a 20-pound note in your coat from last winter.
17. Laughing at yourself.
18. Eye contact with a hot member of the opposite sex.
19. Midnight phone calls that last for hours.
20.
Running through sprinklers.
21. Laughing for absolutely no reason at all.
22. Having someone tell you that you’re beautiful/good looking.
23. Laughing at an inside joke.
24. Friends.
25. Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.
26. Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.
27. Your first kiss (either the very first or with a new partner).
28. Making new friends or spending time with old ones.
29. Playing with a new puppy.

30. Having someone play with your hair.
31. Sweet dreams.
32. Hot chocolate.
33. Road trips with friends.
34. Swinging on swings.
35. Making eye contact with a cute stranger.
36. Making chocolate chip cookies (and eating them…!).
37. Having your friends send you homemade cookies.
38. Holding hands with someone you care about.
39. Running into an old friend and realizing that some things (good or bad) never
change.
40. Watching the expression on someone’s face as they open a much-desired present from you.
41. Watching the sunrise.
42. Getting out of bed every morning and being grateful for another beautiful day.
43. Knowing that somebody misses you.
44. Getting a hug from someone you care about deeply.
45. Knowing you’ve done the right thing, no matter what other people think.

Smart answer

BOY: May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me…

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He’d forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly. What do u think,
Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : “…And are you sure you love me and no one else ?”
Boyfriend : “Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday”.

2) Teacher : “Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?”
Pupil : “The moon”.
Teacher : “Why?”
Pupil : “The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun
gives us light only in the day time when we don’t need it”.

3) Teacher : “What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?”
Pupi l : “A teacher”.

4) Waiter : “Would you like your coffee black?”
Customer : “What other colors do you have?”

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : “Sam, you talk a lot !”
Sam : “It’s a family tradition”.
Teacher : “What do you mean?”
Sam : “Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher”.
Teacher : “What about your mother?”
Sam : “She’s a woman”.

7) Tom : “How should I convey the news to my father that I’ve failed?”
David: “You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year’s performance repeated”.

Teacher : “Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?”
Student : “Brotherly love”.

9) Tea cher : “Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?”
Sam : “No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook”.

10) Patient : “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor
: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I’ve
treated. The others all died”.

11) Teacher : ” Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
One Student : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.”

12) Teacher : ” George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.
Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him ?”
One Student: ” Because George still had the axe in is hand.”

Jangan Sombong

Seorang Executive muda yang berjaya sedang memandu
disebuah perkampungan di pinggir Bandar. Ia memandu
agak laju dengan sebuah kereta WAJA yang berprestasi
tinggi yang baru sahaja dibelinya. Sambil ia memandu
perlahan-lahan ia sedang memerhatikan seorang anak
kecil dicelah-celah kereta yang diletakkan ditepi
jalan , ia memperlahankan keretanya untuk melihat
sesuatu yang difikirkannya.

Seelok-elok sahaja kereta Waja tersebut melintasi
kawasan tersebut ; anak kecil tidak kelihatan tetapi
seketul batu dilontarkan tepat mengena pintu disebelah
kanan kereta Waja tersebut.

Apalagi Executive muda tersebut menekan brek sekuat
hatinya dan berundur ke tempat dimana Anak kecil tadi
berdiri. Dengan marahnya dia keluar dari kereta terus
meluru ke arah Anak kecil , menarik tangan anak kecil
dan menghempasnya ke kereta yang terletak ditepi jalan
dan terus memarahi Anak kecil tadi :

” Apa ni ? Siapa awak ? dan apa ke jadahnya awak
berada disini ? Itu kereta baru , mahal dan susah nak
baiki ? Awak tau tak ? Kenapa awak buat ini semua ?
jerit Executive tersebut.
Anak kecil itu tunduk sedih , sayu dan memohon maaf ;

” Saya meminta maaf Pakcik, Saya tak tahu apa patut
saya buat , ia merayu . Saya melontar batu kerana tak
ada orang yang berhenti disini apabila saya panggil”.

Dengan linangan air mata ia menunjukkan ke satu sudut
yang tidak jauh dari situ. “Itu abang saya , ia jatuh
dari kerusi roda dari tebing disebelah dan tak ada
orang yang dapat mengangkatnya kembali. Boleh tak
Pakcik menolong saya , ia cedera dan ia terlalu berat
untuk saya.

Dengan rasa terharu,Executive muda tersebut melepaskan
anak kecil tersebut dan terus mengangkat abangnya dan
meletakkannya kembali ke kerusi roda.
Terima kasih , pakcik, Saya doakan pakcik selamat
dunia dan akhirat.

Tak dapat digambarkan dengan perkataan , Executive
muda hanya melihat dengan sayu, Anak kecil tersebut
menyorong abangnya yang cacat dan cedera pulang menuju
ke rumahnya. Anak sekecil itu boleh mendoakannya akan
kesejahteraan hidupnya.

Executive muda tersebut berjalan perlahan ke arah
kereta , WAJA kemek teruk tetapi ia membiarkan saja
tanpa dibaiki. Ia mengigatkannya bahawa kita tidak
perlu berkejar-kejar dalam kehidupan ini sehinggakan
seseorang melontar batu hanya kerana hendakkan
perhatian .

Pengajaran

Allah tidak menjanjikan hidup ini tidak pernah susah,
bersuka-ria tanpa kesedihan, Panas tanpa hujan tetapi
ia memberi kita kekuatan, menenangkan kita semasa
kesedihan dan menunjukkan jalan yang sebenar-benarnya.
Janganlah kita sombong dengan kelebihan yang sementara.

For Exhaustion, Tension, Permanent headache, Psychological, Nerves illnesses & Afraid of Tumors

If you are suffering from exhaustion or tension or permanent headache or
nervousness and if you are afraid of tumors, so all you have to do is
Sujood (Prostration) . Sujood (Prostration) frees you from your psychological

and nerves illnesses.
This is the latest result of a scientific study by Dr. Mohamed Diaa

Professor of Biological Sciences and Head of Food Radiation Department

in Radiation Technology Center. It is a common knowledge that a human being

is exposed to extra waves of radiation and lives, in most cases, in the middle

of electromagnetic fields which affects the cells and increase energy.

So, as stated by Dr. Diaa, Sujood (Prostration) frees the body from the

extra waves that cause many diseases.

Communication between cells: It is a kind of a reaction between the
cells. It helps the human being to feel the outer space and react with
it. Any increase in the electromagnetic waves to which the body is
exposed, causes disruption in the cells and consequently the human being
is infected by what is called the diseases of the era; such as
headaches, muscles pain, neck pain, exhaustion in addition to forgetting
things and non concentration.

This matter gets worse if the waves are too much and being blocked in
the body. In that case, it causes cancer tumours and distortion of
fetuses. We have to get rid of these waves out of the body without
taking medicines and tranquilizers and their bad side effects.

 

The Solution: There has to be an earthing connection to free these extra waves and
this is to be done! by Sujood (Prostration) to ALLAH Almighty, as we are ordered.
This  process is done by connecting the forehead to the floor.
In Sujood (Prostration) , the negative waves move from the body to the floor, which is a
negative pole. Consequently, the emptying process happens specially if you done
the Sujood (Prostration) by your seven members (forehead + nose, hands, knees and feet).

Peculiar information: The studies showed that, in order to empty the
waves, you have to face Mecca in your Sujood (Prostration) . That is what we are all
doing in our prayer (Qibla). That is because Mecca is the centre of the
Earth. The studies revealed that Mecca is the best direction to free
these waves because of facing the centre of the Earth which is effective
in freeing the human being from his
grieves to feel peacefulness afterwards.

 

Why Tulips???

Tulip (Tulipa) is a genus of about 100 species of flowering plants in the family Liliaceae. Its region includes southern Europe, north Africa, and Asia from Anatolia and Iran in the east to northeast of China and Japan. The centre of diversity of the genus is in the Pamir and Hindu Kush mountains and the steppes of Kazakhstan.

They are perennial bulbous plants growing to 10–70 centimetres (4–27 in) tall, with a small number of strap-shaped, waxy-textured, usually glaucous green leaves and large flowers with six petals. The fruit is a dry capsule containing numerous flat disc-shaped seeds.

Origin of the Name

Although tulips are associated with Holland, both the flower and its name originated in the Persian Empire. The tulip is actually not a Dutch flower as many people tend to believe. The tulip, or “Laleh” as it’s called in Persian, is a flower indigenous to Iran, Afghanistan, Turkey and other parts of Central Asia. A Dutch ambassador in Turkey in the 16th century, who was also a great floral enthusiast, Ogier Ghiselin de Busbecq, got their very names because of their Persian origins. Tulips were brought to Europe in the 16th century; the word tulip, which earlier in English appeared in such forms as tulipa or tulipant, came to us by way of French tulipe and its obsolete form tulipan or by way of Modern Latin tulīpa, from Ottoman Turkish tülbend, “muslin, gauze.” (English word turban, first recorded in English in the 16th century, can also be traced to Ottoman Turkish tülbend.) The Turkish word for gauze, with which turbans can be wrapped, seems to have been used for the flower because a fully opened tulip was thought to resemble a turban.

Cultivation
Tulip Festival in Woodburn, Oregon. 2007
Tulip Festival in Woodburn, Oregon. 2007
Wild tulip in the steppes of Kazakhstan
Wild tulip in the steppes of Kazakhstan

Tulips cannot be grown in the open in tropical climates, as they require a cold winter season to grow successfully. Manipulation of the tulip’s growing temperature can, however, allow growers to “force” tulips to flower earlier than they normally would.

Some historical cultivars have had a striped, “feathered”, “flamed”, or variegated flower, as in the illustration below. While some modern varieties also display multicoloured patterns, this results from a natural change in the upper and lower layers of pigment in the tulip flower. Historical variegated varieties – such as those admired in the Dutch tulipomania gained their delicately feathered patterns from an infection with Tulip Breaking potyvirus. The mosaic virus is carried by green peach aphids, Myzus persicae, an insect common in European gardens of the seventeenth century, in which peach trees were often a prominent feature. While the virus produces fantastically beautiful flowers, it also causes the plant to sicken and die slowly. Today, it has been almost completely eradicated from growers’ fields. The Black Tulip was the title of a historical romance by Alexandre Dumas, père (1850), in which the city of Haarlem has a reward outstanding for the first grower who can produce a truly black tulip. This fascination with growing a black tulip, a biologically impossible task, was historically accurate to the tulipomania in which the novel is set.

Tulips can be grown in either of two ways: through offsets or seed. Being genetic clones of the parent plant, offsets are the only way to enlarge the stock of a given tulip cultivar. By contrast, tulips do not come true from seed; the mixing of genes between parent tulips is very unpredictable. A tulip grown from seed will usually bear only a passing resemblance to the flower from which the seeds were taken. This makes for great potential in breeding new tulip flowers, and great variation in the wild. However, tulip growers must be patient: offsets often take at least a year to grow to sufficient size to flower, and a tulip grown from seed will not flower for anywhere between five and seven years after planting. “Broken” tulips (tulips affected by the mosaic virus) will occasionally revert to plain “breeder” colouring, but usually maintain their colourful, infected state when grown from offsets.

Introduction to Western Europe
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Field of red tulips, Floriade, Canberra
Field of red tulips, Floriade, Canberra
Tulips are common in urban landscaping, as seen here in front of an office tower in Ottawa
Tulips are common in urban landscaping, as seen here in front of an office tower in Ottawa

It is unclear who first brought the Tulip to northwest Europe. The most widely accepted story is that of Oghier Ghislain de Busbecq, Ambassador from Ferdinand I to Suleyman the Magnificent of the Ottoman Empire in 1554. He remarked in a letter that he saw “an abundance of flowers everywhere; Narcissus, hyacinths, and those which in Turkish Lale, much to our astonishment, because it was almost midwinter, a season unfriendly to flowers” (see Busbecq, qtd. in Blunt, 7). It is worth mentioning that the words Narcissus (Narges) and Lale (Laleh) originally come from Persian. In Persian Literature (classic and modern) special attention has been given to these two flowers, in specific likening the beloved eyes to Narges and a glass of wine to Laleh.

By 1559, an account by Conrad Gessner described tulips flowering in Augsburg, Bavaria, in the garden of Councilor Herwart. Due to the nature of the tulip’s growing cycle, the bulbs are generally removed from the ground in June, and they must be replanted again by September to endure the winter. Busbecq’s account of the supposed first sighting of tulips by a European is likely spurious. While possible, it is doubtful that Busbecq could successfully have had the tulip bulbs removed, shipped, and replanted between his first sighting of them in March 1558 and Gessner’s description in 1559. After introduction of the Tulip to Europe, it gained much popularity and was seen as a sign of abundance and indulgence in the Ottoman Empire. The era which the Ottoman Empire was wealthiest is called the Tulip era, or Lale Devri in Turkish.

Another oft-quoted account is that of Lopo Vaz de Sampayo, governor of the Portuguese possessions in India. When he returned to Portugal in disgrace after usurping his position from the rightful governor, Sampayo supposedly took tulip bulbs with him from Sri Lanka. This tale too, however, does not hold up to scrutiny; tulips do not occur in Sri Lanka, and the island itself is far from the route Sampayo’s ships should have taken.

Regardless of how the flower originally arrived in Europe, its popularity soared quickly. Charles de L’Ecluse (Clusius) is largely responsible for the spread of tulip bulbs in the final years of the sixteenth century. He was the author of the first major work on tulips, completed in 1592. Clusius had already begun to note and remark upon the variations in colour that made the tulip so admired. His admiration of tulips quickly spread to others. While occupying a chair in the medical faculty of the University of Leiden, Clusius planted both a teaching garden and his own private plot with tulip bulbs. In 1596 and 1598 Clusius suffered thefts from his garden, with over a hundred bulbs stolen in a single raid.

Between 1634 and 1637, the early enthusiasm for the new flowers triggered a speculative frenzy now known as the tulip mania and tulip bulbs were then considered a form of currency. The Netherlands are still associated with tulips. The term ‘Dutch tulips’ is often used for the cultivated forms. Tulip Festivals are held in the Netherlands, Spalding (England) and in North America every May. Tulips are now also popular in Australia, and several festivals are held during September and October in the Southern Hemisphere’s spring. The world’s largest permanent display of tulips, although open to the public only seasonally, is in Keukenhof, in the Netherlands.

Sumber : Wikipedia

Saya : Ma…sekuntum bunga tulip berapa?

Mama : Ntah. Raser mcm takder jer kat kedai bunga tuh.

Saya : Apsal?…Ramai tak suka keR?

Mama : Susah nk dpt kot….

Cuti Sekolah Bermula

Start 17 November, cuti sekolah bermula. So, for my first posting in this blog would my to do list for school break. Niat di hati moga-moga la to do list ni dapat di lakukan dengan sebaiknya sebab ini sahajalah masa yang ada untuk beramah mesra dengan lebih giatnya dengan adik-adik. Lagi- lagi dengan Farid. Who knows dier dapat masuk asrama. Dah kuranglah masa nk bertengkar, bersmack down and etc…

•  Joging di hujung minggu
• Main Bowling
• Membiakkan community blog family…huhuhuh…

Buat masa ni letak 3 dulu..akan diupdatekan lagi kemudian. Petang tadi macam banyak jer listnyer. Takperla…this would be a warm up mind for me in  blogging….:D